About Us
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To all Our People around The World! When We ask "Are you a Bad Guy?", It definitely is not a bad thing. It's tongue and cheek; We are referring to the stigma associated in the past and still to this day that surrounds Cannabis and Medicinal Cannabis.
We are Identical Twins born in 1980. One was born with his umbilical cord wrapped around his neck; Our mom's doctor at that time had his license revoked, we later found out for playing God with babies of similar situations and choosing which he would help and not. Well, The lack of Oxygen for approximately three minutes caused my brother to have Cerebral Palsy which didn't affect his mind just the signal from his brain to his legs to be messed up. Fourteen plus major surgeries later, The Bad Guy who was told he would never walk has walked for most of his life with the help of canes, support from his family, and the best doctors around the world but with age comes pain and inflammation issues which are not practical for someone as active as he is and neither are narcotic pain killers. And now for my story, the most important part happened about three years ago. Oct 30, 2019. I was involved in a horrible accident, I shouldn't have lived through. I spent three days in the hospital and they couldn't see anything wrong with me, even though I told them over and over my back felt broken and separated. I Was discharged and continued declining physically suffering from excruciating pain and could only sleep about an hour or two because of immense pain until six months later. I woke up from a nap and went completely paralyzed from the neck down. After a Hellacious battle with one hospital about not letting them operate I had my miracle surgery. I was diagnosed with spinal cord compression I had two vertebrae that were completely disintegrated and two more on the way. I required twelve titanium rods and six inches of the donor femur bone to be fused to my spine.
Cannabis saved my life and the life of my twin brother. Both of us are 100% completely narcotic free thanks to the healing and pain relief cannabinoids in this plant. So, we wanted to bring some of the strains we love and rely on for their medicinal effects. Especially for those of you who are in legal states or just would like to have some for your seed bank, or as a souvenir.
We have four strains to start with and will have plenty more in the future. These are Novelty Seeds for different Auto Flower strains. Auto Flower(Ruderslis) grows in a certain amount of time instead of going by the photoperiod light schedule most plants grow by. So by combining Ruderalis with traditional landraces of cannabis and hemp you get plants that grow and transition from vegetative to flowering "automatically" in a certain amount of time instead of by how much light thy receive. On average these strains are ready to harvest well within 90 days. Some strains can be sooner or a little later but generally speaking it's 60 to 90 days give or take for the majority of our strains. Now we want to make sure that everyone reads this correctly.
We'reTheBadGuys, Encourages all customers to follow The laws set forth by their Country, State/Province, and Municipality. Any Seeds sold will be considered SOLD FOR NOVELTY, SOUVENIR PURPOSES ONLY! We take no responsibility if they are used in any fashion that can be considered Illicit or Illegal. All Sales are final if not in original unopened packaging SNOOCHIE BOOTCHIES!

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